I feel like abortions should bother me more
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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