we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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