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I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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