Joe is yelling at the trees again.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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