Is it normal to miss your booty call?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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