I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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