ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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