I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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