She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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