just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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