I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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