WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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