tell your sister to shave her snatch
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It's official drugs can't kill me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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