I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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