We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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