But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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