I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
wow bdsm is so cute
I had to cum in my sink.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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