the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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