scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Enjoy the penises
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Randomize
