Im at strip club and am horny
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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