woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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