Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize
