maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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