Do you still have your period?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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