too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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