At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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