I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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