he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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