I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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