I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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