It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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