Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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