I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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