i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just forgot I was standing up.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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