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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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