I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
There are leaves in my underwear?
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