Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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