VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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