So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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