why didn't you poke me back
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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