I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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