I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Shame is for Republicans.
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