So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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