Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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