You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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