I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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