My friends, they love my intelligence
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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