I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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