i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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