I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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