Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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