sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I didn't notice because vodka
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
