we have pet lesbian snakes
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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