Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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